Wednesday, March 7, 2007

aramani,chilis,coelho we Virgin!

ma heyya dawafe3 el shab el masry el 3asry?

kont fata7t el mawdou3 da men fatra we laka ehtemam...we estekmalan lel mawdou3 da 7atkalem 3ala amaken zay Virgin wel diwan we kotob khan wel sa2ya wa ma shabah...fahmenni tab3an!

ka mesal momken ne2is 3aleih kol 7aga fel mawdou3 da:

virgin gamil we 7elw we tayeb we latif ma7adesh ye2dar yenker el kalam da..we law 7ad maye3rafoush wala dakhalo yeb2a howa 3ayesh fi zolomat al koroun el wosta aw fi zaman al awbe2a wal ta3oun..da law makansh yestahel eno ye3ish aslan we yo3od fe bethom!

Tab3an ana ma2darshanker dor vrgin bel nesbali we bel nesba le nass tanya ekmeno sahhel 3aleina 7agat ketir..El mohem ana fakkart we olt en law wa7ed dakhal virgin we ma3ah flouss we 3ayez yeshteri 7agat, eih eli 7aye7sal?

ok! wa7ed dakhal virgin we eshtara CD mazzika we wa7ed DVD we ketab COELHO (3ashan howa remma) we fakar keda la2a eno 7ayeshteri sheritrin masalan...7ayedfa3 kam ya tara? !@#$% +37455 /65667 = oul 400 geneih!Tab3an mesh kol wa7ed 3amatan ye2dar yedfa3 el mablagh da , bass akid fih nass momken tedfa3!

Tab3an haza men bab al SAKAFA dafa3 mablagh kebir..bass sanya wa7da 3omr ma kanet el sakafa be 400 geneih..we 3omr ma kan fih tadafo3 rahib 3ala el maktabat eyyaha wel sa2ya we virgin...bass delwa2ti el mawdou3 keter 3ashan el nass eyyaha e3tabaret el sakafa di no3 men el "sakafa el mo7tarama" mesh sakafet el nass el ghalaba aw sakafet el bay2anin...fa ba2a el mawdou3 mokhtalef tamaman WE MOZAYAF 3ashan asba7 yeddefa3 fiha felous we ba2et men kamaleyat el bani2adam ebnl nass eli fe yom we leila karrar eno yaslok haza el ettegah we enoh yedkhol 3alam el sakafa 3an tari2 el amaken eli betegzeb elli ma3ahom flouss fe 3alam sakafet welad el nass we sakafet el tazyif..Ahlan bik fi 3alam el sakafa el mo7tarama

zay bezzabt men 2 years lamma Coelho 3amal nadwa fel sa2ya (2005)..kan fih 2000 wa7ed men el nass dih 7adrenha 3ashan el mawdou3 asba7 moda laziza we sahla wel nass ba2et te7eb haza el no3 menel sakafa , 3ashan el felouss wel sheyaka ayyefeto we naddafeto!

modet el shab el masri el 3asri....we walahi law kan maktabet el Diwan da makan zay maktabet Madbouli (elli fe west el balad ya khre2) ma7adesh men el shabab dol kan 3ayer el diwan ay ehtemam..we law kan virgin ma7al mesh 3alami we kan ma7al local esmoh masalan so2our el madina we fe west el balad, ma7adesh kan 3attebo!we law kan coelho kateb masri esmoh ibrahim aslaan we 7agto betetba3 fe matabet merit el me3afena be 10 geneih ma7adesh kan eshtarah!

howwa da el shabab elli yefre7...tedfa3 taktaseb sakafa we teb2a ebn nass mosakaf we teb2a beteshteri sa3at christian dior we betelbess market Celvin Klein we armani we betrou7 el sa2ya..."el opera we masra7 el gomhoreya la2 3ashan btou3 el bi2a"...we beteshteri kotabak men virjin wel diwan we betedfa3 flouss fiha yama...3ashan teb2a el sakafa market virjin we teb2a el kotob market el diwan zay ma el lebss market armani, we esm el mo2alef yeb2a howa kaman market Coelho!

7atta el sakafa wel fan ba2a lihom marka!

3amatan ana mesh ba3amem wana menel nass elli betrou7 virgin we badfa3 fel cd we bashteri men el diwan...bass akid fih nass tanya zayyi beta3mel el kalam da be 7ossn neyya we 7obban fel fan wel sakafa...bass lel asaf el kella deyya dakhal westaha aktareyya kebira bet2ayed market virgin wel sa2ya we coelho be 70 geneih men bab sakafet el nass el mo7tarama we sakafet el moda el gamila bentel weskha!

I think en fekreti weslet we mesh me7taga tawdi7 aktar men keda..mareket ya333 tekhssar

Dubai fel bolobif

ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! akhiran...fe3lan akhiran!ana shayef en kol e-mails eli katabtouha 3ala dubai malhash ay lazma awi (mesh asdi)..2a2sod en el balad di matestahelsh aktar men enak tetef balgham bonni 3aleiha ...we law rabena addarak we 3ereft teshokh 3aleiha teb2a 3al el 3al!

mabda2eyan khalina nebni el ka3da aw asas el 7adiss, ay asas kalemet al bolobif!leih bolobif eshme3na ya3ni?..leih mesh mesa2a3a wala fel ba2douness wala fel terbina (3ashan khater sa3ada)2a2olokom leih

3arbeyet el ka7lawi beta3et el sogo2 fe west el balad betvbi3 talat asnaf mafish gherhom .. sogo2 we teb2a ma7zouz law la2et...kebda we kafila enaha tekhalli ri7et bo2ak tom le modet esbou3 be 7alo we sa3at el bebda betekhlass...we akhiran el bolobif ...el bolobif da beta3 zaman el me3ata2 eli arkhass men la7m el sharamit ...motawafer fe ay wa2t betaklo nayy ...kholasa el kalam el bolobif dalala 3ala ay 7aga weskha we rekhissa we mafish menha amal khaaaaaaaaless

we hena nigi le dubai : ahhhhhhhh ya dubai....kossomek ya dubai ...fel ray7a we fel gayy!alalalallal dana shayef nass medday2a awi men el kalam da ...we motakhayel nass ketira gedan bet2oul el wad da mabyefhamsh 7aga , da gher el 7arim eli el kalam da 7ayez3egha gidan (Thanks to the shopping and artificial life)

el mohem matez3aloush awi keda... ana 7a2oloko ba2a el mawdou3 3ala balata fe aswa2 tagroba leyya 3ala madar kol el safareyat el safertaha fe 7ayati:

abl lama asafer be yom bezzabt abelt wad sis men betou3 el yomein dol we bentein keda men betou3 dubai...sawwarouli el ganna olt eih da da rabena karim awi we akhiran ba2a fi ganna 3al ard !!!!!alah alah!!....alouli danta mesh 7atla7a2 3ala nafsak we hatethebel it's like europe wel banat ted7ak men el 7amass hihihihihi~~~Europe? olt le nafsi madam fiha europe yeb2a akid we lazem anbeset we 7a3ish 7ayati ba3d el shoghl wel training we fel wekend! yaaa akher marra safert europe kan men 2 years abl mawawil el gesh wel shoghl wel kalam el fadi da!

2a2dar delwa2ti ba2a atkalem gad shwaya 3ashan an2el enteba3i el saye2 3an dubai (kossomek) ... we leih ana fa2ari we manbasatesh we leih nass betenbeset!

ba3d yom bezzabt ektashaft el 7a2i2a....7a2i2a fi nass makanetsh 3arfaha men el gama3a eli beyedouni el training we ektashafopuha 3ala kol mada ...el mawdou3 gharib gidan...so let's point 3ala kam 7aga keda :

1-el balad malhash ma3na we bela tarikh aw culture..lama 7ad beyigi masr bey7ess we yelmess el masreyin we beyelmesso 7adara we culture mokhtalefa men 7etta le 7etta ...beyshoufou manazer we 3omara mokhtalefa ..3andak eslami we far3oni we 7adiss we mo3aser we renaissance we masi7i we roumani ...kolo kolo khalit 7elw gedan mene el 7adarat eli betshoufha toul manta fe masr...ana mesh mo2arekh wala 7aga....bass law fih 7ad shaf 7aga aw 7ass be 7aga ghariba we na2sa dubai , 7ayeb2a akid el mawdou3 da..7ata law mesh 3aref eih eli na2esha!lama el wa7ed beyrou7 ay balad oropi ya nass yalli bet2oulou en dubai oropa, el wa7ed beyshouf tab3 kol sha3b fel maddeyat we fel tarikh ..ya3ni kol balad mokhtalefa we liha culture!...we da eli mesh mawgoud fe dubai...maho tab3an balad 3omr abouya akbar menha , montazerin menha eih!

2-Balad bela haweya mo3ayana, we tab3an da bayen men no2ta rakam wa7ed...ya3ni mafihash emarateyin (a7san bardo 3ashan bakrah el 3arab wel galalib we 3ein wel khah wel zah), tab ento fein ezay ard bela sha3b ...ya3ni el felesteneyin lihom 3ozrohom...bass eih 3ozr el emarat ...mesh mawgoudin...takahayalo la kol el 3ayshin fe masr:honoud, pakistan (re7ethom we7sha neiiiiiik we gabouli 3asabi men 7arakat rasshom.. we bey7oto kolonya we7sha...da gher el nass el sikh eli kano 7ayedrabouni ana we ebbo sa7bi:-D)

3andak lebnaneyin we 7eneyya we mama 7elwa we tizi 3aryana we boroud gensi...3andak so3odeyin we shabasheb we kersh we dad we zah we 3ein we 7areem te3mi el 3ein..we galalib we ntela2i 3ayel soghayar keda shabah maher el ridi we tekhin bel zeyada we labess 3o2al we galabeyya we 7areem 3andohom fel aghlab e7terak genssi :-d (anyway that's an arabian culture

3andak oropeyin kafranin menel 3isha...weli mesh kafran a3ed 3ahan shghlo ghaseb 3aleih we bey3ed el ayam 3ashan yerga3 balado

3andak kol 7aga kol genseya we 50% honoud we tandouri 3ala same same 3ala a7la benjabi we sama3ni a7la kakhoun heih

mel akher balad bela haweyya ..malhash tabe3 mo3ayayan ..mafish logha tegma3hom wala culture wa7ed ...mix we fawda 3arema ..kolo saye7 3ala ba3do salata weskha ...ya ana nefsi araga3:-D...BELA HAWEYYA!

3-balad we7sha we mafihash 7aga tet3emel...nefsi a3raf min el hayef ebn el hayfa eli beyenbeset henak...i'm not that nerd eli beyrou7 kol balad ma3 el tour guide wel nadara wel short we tormoss el mayya (ma3 eni ba7eb goz2 men keda)..la2 ana bardo akid bakhrog we a club we mazzika we beta3 we ba7r we keda ..ya3ni bani2adam tabi3i....bass el bani2adam el tabi3i 7ayenbesaet ezay we ye7eb dubai ezay we heya balad 3obara 3an maket kebiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiir, plastic, fake, artificial...kolo mostana3 ...mall kebirrrrrrrrrr.. mafsih gher el malls ..leih 3ashan kol 7aga mawgouda fel malls ..7ayatak kolaha fe amaken ma2foula mene el shoghl lel bet lel garage le mall lel pub...lel 3arabeya...bezzema mesh 7aga tegib depression ..takhayal enta fe kol makan a3ed fid mo7asar be sour we 7eta ...a7a ya3ni...7ata el 7agat eli mawgouda mostane3a awiii we ta2lid ...allah yekhreb bet el 3omarat el kebira om 100 dor we 60 dor wel remote control wel technologia el mobalagh fiha wel tazyif.. it will never impress me!!!!....ya gama3a mafish nass betemshi 3ala regleha fel shaware3:-D...walahi ma baharag.......kosom el honoud (3al mashi keda ..maykhasarsh)

tab ana radi zemetko...fi 7aga tebset fe dubai EXCEPT el shopping we bass..tab el shpping 7ata3melo fe kam yom ...maximum yomein etnein ...tab eih 7ata3mel eih tani...pubs? 3adi maho ba2a mawgouda fe kolo 7etta zay ay mat3am...cinemahat?mawgouda ba7r ...mabyefta7sh gher shahr wa7ed aw 2 fel sana....tab fi eih ba2a yet3emel...we leih el nass betenbeset fe dubai..akid fi ser we ezay fih nass bet7ebaha we momken te3ish fiha we betetwehem biha?...el karsa ezayel nass bet2oul enaha oropa we amrica,...sorry eli bey2oul keda yeb2a kazab 3ashan akid masafersh barra 3ashan yekaren dubai be oropa...:-D kezb neik

walahi ma babalegh mafish 7aga fe dubai ...fiha bass honoud we malls we ......we bass!....min el sat7i eli te3gebo ba2a dubai...gher law howa wa7da bent ma3aha 3ozraha we bet7eb el shopping...min el walad el ta3ban eli momken te3gebo dubai...min yo3od fe dubai ella law shoghlo ettaro en yerou7 yemadillo sana wala 3 masalan.!...da 7ata el honoud beyeshtemo fe dubai we 7assin eno edda7ak 3aleihom.....

olouli ya nas fi eih ba2a fe dubai .....sa3douni!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

da7na fel bolobif yakhwanna!

el shab el masri el 3asri

El shab el masri el 3asri mawgoud fe kol makan we ebtada yantasher awi..Momken tetala3o men west 1000000 wa7ed...we yaaaaaaaa...re7to beteb2a fay7aaaaaaa zay el bakabort el tafe7!ow3a 7ad yelakhbat ma ben el shab el masri el 3asri wel shabab el sis...3ashan dol 7aga we dol 7aga!

Balash netkalem fel teba3 delwa2ti we khalina fel shakl wel lebss we amaken el taradod we fel 7agat el ma7moula aw el moktanayat...ya3ni mel akher khalina fel 7agat el malmousa...

El fe2a di kasiret el taradod 3ala amaken mo7adada... we homa homa fe nafss el amaken!Tab3an el sa2ya men el awlaweyat we tab3an da beyedelhom el prestige el kafi 3ashan yet7awelo le modda3in sakafa...khod 3andak ba2a sa2ya cairo jazz club after eight ..el diwan tab3an di le22eyya mel sama 3ashan yo3odo yetmasho ma bein el kotob we yesbeto aktar edde3a2hom lel sakafa:-D we fel akher mayeshteroush 7aga...we tla2i el wa7ed menhom masek el ketab we beyfakar we akhadlo gamb we a3ad yehrosh fe da2no we ye2ateb dahro 3ashan yet2amal gamal el le2eya ...

bel nesba ba2a le after eight wel s2aya we cairo jazz ma2olaksh...tab3an beyrou7ou fe magami3 we ya7abaza we ya 7alawa el yom eli beyrou7ou el amaken di ma3 aganeb...we hena bey7esso be nafsohom we bey7eso enohom beya3melo wageb watani asil le nakl soura momtaza 3an el mogtama3 al masrii...ay khedma ya3ni...mel akher tama7ik awi!tab3an manensash bet el se7emi we zenab khatoun we bet el 7ag a7mad...eli yeshouf keda y2oul en el nass di ma3andahash bet yelemaha

tela2ihom keda malmoumin 3ala ba3d we ya 7abet 3eni labssin lebss 3ala ad 7alo wa haza men bab ede3a2 al fa2r , akid tab3an moda3i sakafa we ma3 aganeb we beyrou7 after eight ma3andoush wa2t gher eno yelbess jeans me2ata3 we amis castor wala t-shirt polo megrebba..we ya salam law wa7ed menhom 3ando hormonat zokoura zeyada we da2no tawila, sa3etha 7ayshe3 zohd we fa2r aktar we aktar...3omro mabyensa ye7ot 7aga 7awalein ra2beto aw 7azaza..betedilo wazn we ima bardo odam el mozaz!

kelmet el ser el aganeb 3ashan el masreyin ayyyya we we7shin we re7ethom 3ara2...we ya salam law el kalam bel engelizi

we le 7abket el omour we lozoum el she2 el tatawor beya3mel shoghlo gamed... I-pod , laptop, wa shokr khass le amaken el wi-fi we cilantro...we el beret bardo mohem wel shanta eli betet3ala2 3al ketf..we t-shirtat che guevara...alah yekhreb bet om guevara el kalb la7ass demagh el shabab..viva cuba..i love america..we ya salam ba2a 3ala a7mad fouu2ad negm ...fel goan..wel shekh emam...obbaha..wel sherit mehawwi we adiiiiiim we yaaaaaa...we sagayer lel sob7 ..marad be3id 3anak we nar wal3a, we dam fel bol we sa7b fel boras we ri2i nashef we mesh 3aref a3mel eih yabal 7ag :-D...we tab3an gazil el shokr le ma7amad mounir we taw2am ro7o a7mad mounib

5 familiar book beyatadawlo aw beyatadawlo fe 2edehom, 3omarat ya3coubian , davinci code (mawgoud fel shanta 3alatoul), markiz, ,paulo coelho, the republic le aflaton, we aresto bel mara..we bouza gamil bardo we mekalbaz...aham 7aga matgadelhomsh fe she2 3ashan homa a3lam be bawaten el omour kolaha!

wa ez fag2atan tazhar al a3rad al faneya men 7aysso la nadri, fag2a el wad mehom yel3ab mazzika ..ba3d 22 wala 23 sana karar yel3ab mazzika-zay wa7ed fag2a masalan karar ba3d 3omren tawil yel3ab karate), law mafle7sh yeb2a yersem wel rasm sahl we 7elw we gamil we laziz, wel rasm mesh be ay alwan ,lazem alwan zet tab3an..welaw mafle7sh yeb2a ye2alef ketab.. YE2ALEF MARA WA7DA...we law mafle7sh fa beyet7awel le a7san same3 we kare2 we a7san motazawak law7at fe gami3 al montadayat!

A7mad:"3ayzin nesafer"
Hima: nesafer fein
A7mad: Basata.
Hima: cool ya man!

kelmet el ser basata..don't forget to take paulo coelho with you!

el mawdou3 mesh laye2 3alehom khaless we beyshe3 khara ...walahi mayenfa3 el tadarob el sakafi wel edde3a2eyya di..KHATAR..we fekdan haweya gharib..bass aheih adiha moda we tari2 7elw we sahl we we are free people we fekrena gedid we free country ...

get your beret and your che guvara t-shirt wel i- pod wel 3edda kolaha..we 7ateb2a 3ala awel tari2 fi 3alam al 3asri al masri

El shab el masri el 3asri..a3ed mawgoud fe kol makan
beno we ben el falsafa santi..mesekel ketab we adih sar7an
men melion wa7ed te3raf khel2eto..3al agnabi tela2ih a3ed shar2an
a3ed arfan we ze3el men aslo..asl el mawdou3 be2r el 7erman
aslaha faslaha enaha maskhara..eda33a ma3refa mal wad fanan
mounir we guevara we akher lakhbata..maf2ous mahroush 3a2lo faskan
i-pod laptop coelho we markiz..ya nas yahoo nawlouh be sendan
7asibo fe 7alo we kfaya tarzi3..salam keda ba2a 7amshi ya ged3an

king of generation?!

a7eiiiiiiiiiiihembare7 kont batfarag 3ala rotana...we lshoft a3lan le film gidid beta3 el fanan al kadir ebnel a7ba tamer 7osni...mabda2eyan kolena 3arfin eno kossomoh di kelma soghayara 3aleih...ma 3aleina

Aktar 7aga estaghrabtelha be ganeb mawdou3 wa7ashtena ya tamer we ta3ala nekna ya tamer...enoh akahdt lakab gedid we gharib gidan...khalani a2aoum we athebed ..el lakab

King of generations...we law kan 3abdel wahab akhadt lakab Musicans of the generation (Mosikar el agyal) fa tamer nat 3aleih we 7atoh 3aleih we asbat nafso we tala3lo lesano we alo:" law enta ya si 3obad kont mosikar el agyal fa ana malek el agyal nafsaha..ya3ni khod ..!.. mel akher"bezzema mesh 3eb eno abo shakha ebnel weskha abo shanab fe 7awagbo we abo sot HASAS eno yakhod el lakab da..da law estab3edna eno mowaten we mazicati tabi3i ...bass ebnel sharmouta motahareb mel gesh we mozawer we ma7koum 3aleih...ya3ni mayeswash 3 ta3rifa...we akhad el lakab da!
we tab3an mane2darsh nensa sokhreyet el kadar we yom mozahrat el kodah fe west el balad eli kan 3ala bo3d 3 km. fe nafss el wa2t fih mozahra tanya...mozahret el 1000 khawal we sharmouta eli kano beyetzahro 3ashan tamer 7osni...walahi 3eibwalahi law shofto 7ashtemo........................7aga tekhalik te2raf we te7zan 3ala 7alna we 7al el nass wel da3aya wel e3lan wel mazika wel fan,7aga tekhalik te2raf men kol 7aga!

sorry for the bad language wel shatayem!

e7taress men al 7adramot

Men aghrab el 7agat eli momken te2ablak wenta saye2 el 3arabeya..howa enak tekoun mashi fel share3 masalan bel 3arabeya we tela2i masalan wa7ed beyemsekak men idak aw beytef 3aleik aw yermi>3aleik beid masalan ...elakh

Embare7 7assal ma3aya mawkef gharib gidan...>Akid kolena 3arfin el moshkela el kawmeyya eli betwageh masr fel>wa2t el 7ali aw a7ya2 el kahera...>7at2ollih tab3an ..moshkelet el morour aw moshkelet el za7ma aw>moshkelet 7ab el shabab ali to2arek el shabab menal gensein aw 7atta>7ab el 3aziz...

Laaaaaaa2 el moshkela akbar be ketir we lazam kolena natakataf>kolaha we ne3rdha 3ala mokhtalaf el fe2at men el mowatenin...>el moshkela moshkelet razala we rakhama wel batal fiha howa:7ADRAMOT

7adramot tab3an kolena 3arfinoh we howa selselet el mata3em el>khaligeyya eli betnafess delwa2ti hardees we mc donalds we el>shabrawi kaman>el moshkela mesh fe ta3mo wala fe re7to ...el moshkela kolaha fe>tari2et el MARKETING EL MOBTAKARA lel ma7al we lel product el 7akir!

kont mashi bel 3arabeya we fate7 el shebak fe aman ellah we ez>fag2atan ala2ih id dakhlali el 3arabeya ..khoft la temsek beta3i..>el id arabet we kanet maska 3elbet koshari ...wel ragel kattar alf>khero 3ataf shwaya 3alaya men 3elbet el koshari eli kan masekha fe>ido (MESH 3AREF IZA KAN ASDO WALLA LA2) we eli kan masek fiha el>korout beta3et el ma7al eli kan beywaza3ha 3al 3arabeyat men khelal>el shebak!>bass keda....el 3awakeb kanet sharsha7a we elet adab tab3an...mesh>mohem ana 3amalt eih....el aham men keda:

e7na 7ana3mel eih ...akid kolena bensadef welad el weskha el bo3adah>betou3 7adramout>Ana akhadt karar wel karar da 7aykalefni banzin ... khadt karar eni>ashaghal el takif men hena we raye7 3ashan mala2ish ba3d keda 7ad>beyeltosHni alam aw yeraga3 aw yetartar 3alaya we yekatar el marra>el gayya fel da22a wel shatta...we da tab3an ma3nah eni 7a2fel el>ezaz 3ashan ataganab el fe2a dih men el marketeers...we 7ashaghal el>takif we da 7aykalefni banzin....

lazem nela2ih 7al...natakataf natazahar dedohom , natasala7 bel>mayya wel beid le mo7arbethom!>ektar7o ma3aya 7oloul 3ashan ana ba3d keda khayef la yetla3ouli fel>bet...mel akher 2e2felo el shababik kwayess ma7adesh damen...mel>akher ana 7a7bess nafssi fel 7amam!

so2al bel nesba lel 3onsereya tegah el yahoud

el 3onsoreyya mawgouda fina...ghazben 3anena...we etrabena 3aleiha

ya3ni massalan law shoft wa7ed asfar 7at2olo:nyaaaaaaa karate kung fu oshin hiroshima yamanako yama we teshedelo 3enek bel 3ard...ya3ni akid law 3amalna keda we law lamma konna soghayarin masslan aw lamma mesh bena3mel keda akid ben7ess be 7aga aw benets2al nafsak so2al:eih da homa ezay kolohom shabah ba3d ???ya dol mo2refin awi:-D

Law shoft wa7ed eswed:7atfakar ya da eswed yaaaa we fa7ma (massalan mesh shart kolena ne2oul keda bass akid fi nass bet7ess be keda) aw 3al 2a2al betboselo fe wesho ghasben 3anak:D ... we te2oul masala....takondol la couleih ,commetou les bato qi son sou lo...3al 2a2al 7atbosselo aw 7atboss 3ala BETA3O we 7ate7ked 3aleih:D

el honoud:3alatoul 7atboss le lonoh we sha3ro we 7atshem re7to 3ala bo3d kilo we 7atetmana enak kont teshem ri7et shorab me3afen haykoun ahwanlak men enak teshem ri7et senan we 3ara2:D we 7atfakar 3alatoul we 7atghanilo makapay aw feino 7abibi feino...3adi ghazben 3anak aw 7atestaghrab menhom

wa hakaza wa hakaza bel nesba lel latin american 3ashan loghethom mostafeza we be shanabat

wel khaligi la ta3li 7ate2raf bardo menhom (mesh kolena tab3an) 7atet2eraf men galabeyeto we men kersho we men re7to masalan we men lono we tari2et kalamo we ya3 da beyakol be ido we ya3 da mokazez we hakaza we hakaza

EL SO2AL EL MOHEM ...BEL NESBA LEL YAHOUD..LEIH MOMKEN TEDAYE2 MENHOM WA KHOSOUSAN LAW KANO MESH ZIONIST ... LA2 KHALINA MORE SPECIFIC : LAW KANO YAHOUD MASREYIN AW MIDDLE EASTERN KONTO BARDO 7ATBOSELO BARDO BE 3ONSOREYA... TAB ANHI YAHOUDI BEZZABT BETBOSELO BE 3ONSOREYA?

2as2ela ketir 3al el 3onsoreya lel yahoud...3ayezko tegawbo 3aleiha we khosousan eli bey7esso be 3onsoreyya tegahhom

I went to a7ya2 yahoudeya fe almanya wel tcheque rep. abl keda we abelt yahoud fe 7etat tanya .. wel mawdou3 kebir awi bel nesba le shaklohom we tare2thom we 3adathom we fih 7agat momken teda7ak we nestaghrablaha .. bass ana ma7asetsh eni momken a7ess be 3onsoreya le wa7ed yahoudi ella law kan zionist !

SHALOM!

Signature:Ramid weisman Abadirezem

MAFHOUM TANI LE 3ADAM EL ZAHA!

Akid nesba kebira awi menena gayba akherha fel shoghl we bey3eddo el sa3at 3ashan yerawa7o 3ashan yekhrogolhom khorouga aw khorougtein aw yetfarago 3ala film aw ay barnameg ye7ra2 we yefawar el dam ...aw yo3odo yedouha fe shisha we sagayer lel sob7 we tab3an el akl loh el nassib el akbar menel tita...we ba3dein kol wa7ed yes2al nafssoh:
-howa ana tekhent leihhh?
-ana mesh 3aref akhod nafassi
-ana embare7 wana bal3ab kora fayyast
-ana embare7 wana badrab 10 gebtohom bel 3afya
-eih da ana sha3ri 3ammal yez7af we beykhef mesh 3aref leih (ana bardo mesh 3aref)we hakaza we hakaza ... akid ana awel el nass dih tab3an ..ana eli 3omri ma le3ebt reyada we akhri a7arak 3adaltein 1) fakki 2) sawab3i wana bal3ab guitar ...bardo ba7ess be keda

di 7atta el shakha betenzel bel 3afya :-D... da gher law 7ad da3ilak 7atla2i el kawetsha far2a3et aw fasset fe west el tari2 aw fel nafa2 aw fo2 el kobri

ma 3alena mesh lazem natasha2am keda

lazem el wa7ed yefakar fel 7agat el 7elwa bardo....estanna :mat2olish :"howwa fih 7aga 7elwa?"3ashan fih 7agat 7elwa ketira..konnak enak bani2adam di 7aga 7elwa konak en 3andak 3ela di 7aga 7elwa konak enak betfakkar di 7aga a7la konak enak betnam we tes7a tela2i nafssak sa7i di 7aga 7elwa...lel assaf mawdou3 el madda zad zeyada 3abnel lozoum awi (ana mesh bad3ou lel takashof)..ba2ena mekanekeyin be daraga kebira ..kolo metsastem ...3ashan keda el e7ssass en3adam :

ya3ni 7ad 3omroh masalan safer 3ashan yetmata3 bel ba7r ...wala safert 3ashan tekassel we tenam we ye3addi 3alek el yom zay ma bey3addi fe masr ..tel3ab PS we tenam we takol we tes7a el sa3a 6:00 ....3omrak estamta3t be manzar 7elw zay el ganayen masalan...mesh ba2oul keda 3ashan na3takef aktar ma ba2oul keda 3ashan el wa7ed yeboss 3al manzar da we yenssa nafsso we yetouh we ye3ish fe 3alam taniiiiiii..........enzel bass fel shaware3 we rou7 a7ya2 adima we 7atla2i nafssak 3ayesh fe 3alam monghalek we mokhtalef tamaman....3omrak we2eft 3al nile aw masalan baset 3ala idak we sa2alt nafssak heyya ezzay betet7arak...3omrak olt ana mesh 7akhod 3arabeyeti we 7a3mel el meshwar el folani mashy 3ashan tetfarag we tshouf eih eli beye7ssal 7awalek we tegarag e7sas tani gher e7sas el 3arabeya eli et3awedna 3aleih

3omrak massalan 7awelt te2rah ketab aw mawdou3 yeghayralak weghet nazarak we yekhalik tefakar be shakl mokhtalef we yekhalik terage3 nafssak........ITHINK EN DI 7AGAT KOLAHA TEKHALI EL WA7ED YANTALEK WE YENBESSET WE TEDDILOH AMAL SHWAYYA ...BASS LAW FEDELT TOUL 3OMRAK ZAY MANTA WE MESH 3AYEZ TEFATA7 3ENEIK 3ALA 7AGAT TEGHAZI RO7AK WE MOKHAK 7ATEFDAL TOUL 3OMRAK ZAY MANTA WE 7ATKHALIK TATAGHABA AKTAR WE TE3AGEZ BADRIana 7amdollellah feyya nafss el taka eli kanet mawgouda feyya men 10 years we mat7aksh 3aleiko banbeset lamma el nass te2olih yaaaaaaa danta lessa zay manta...actualy 3awamel ketir khaletni zay manna ..mesh el tafaha bass:-D ..bass 7agat tanya ketir we men demnaha el 7agat eli eddetloko exemples 3aleiha

eli 3ayez 2a2oulouh enak law fedelt toul 3omrak temshi we tangaref wara el tayyar we warra el nass we warra el moda we halss ..law fedelt toul 3omrak mashi wara el 7agat el mafrouda 3aleik 3omrak ma 7atet7arar we 7at3ish 3abd lel nass we le afkar mekayedak we 3omrak ma 7atantalek....law 3omrak mat7arart men kelmet "HEYYA KEDA...ALO KEDA...ET3AWDNA 3ALA KEDA.. MAKOLOHOM BEYA3MELO KEDA" 3OMRAK MA 7ATET7ARAR ...law ma7aweltesh tebda3 we teshaghal we testahlek mokhak we tegib akhrak fe extremes we fe afkar MAKANETSH 3ALA BALAK 3omrak ma 7atet7arar...law fedelt ta3mel naffs el 7agat toul 3omrak, el 7agat di 7ate2dam we teb2a 3ada baykha enta mesh taye2ha ...dawar 3al mokhtalef wel gedid (mesh el gharib aw el shaz)we 7atenbeset aktarI've tried this wel mawdou3 fara2 ma3aya ....i'm not preaching ana bass garabt wel mawdou3 meshi be soura positive aktar

khalijian invasion

ana aslan bakrah el 3arab ka fekra we fe nafss el wa2t ma2darsh ahrab men fekret enena lina sakafa 3arabeya estamaret wa2t tawil awi we ma2darsh ankerha bass ana ma2darsh fe nafss el wa2t akaren ma benna we mabenhom 3ashan e7na khalit men magmou3et sakafat...

el sana di wel sana eli fatet nass beta3mel ghazw akhalaki we sakafi:

ghazw akhalaki: be ma3na 7ekd we elet adab we ehana lel nass eli shaghalin fe baladna men gama3a khaligeyin ...shoft el kalam da fe city stars masalan we fel mohandessin we fe el salam hotel ,shoft nass betet2amar we beteghlat we betetkhane2 we beyhaza2ouna we beyeshtemouna we beybosolna nazra weskha(akid mesh ana lewa7di eli shaf da we 7ass be da) ...fa eli eli yerda 3ala sha3bo eno yethaza2 men wa7ed 3arabi be kersh ebn setin herma yeb2a ...ento 3arfin howa eih

Ghazw thakafi: mel akher 3eib awi lamma yeb2a lebss el masreyin we 3adatna we loghetna ba2et zayohom we mota2asera bihom..la2 da mesh keda we bass da 7atta afkarna ba2et zayohom, 3eib> awi lamma tedkhol beyout nass masreyin tefteker nafsak fel khalig we tela2i 3adat khaligeyya fel bet da (es2alouni shoft el kalam da be 3eni fe ayam el gam3a 3and beyout nass as7abi)...3eib awi lamma mateb2ash te3raf tefara2 men el welad wel banat (wa khosousan EL BANAT) el khaligeyin wel masreyin...3eib lama nan7ader fe azwa2na fel lebss we fel logha we fe tari2et el tafkir BZZAT wel kalam we neb2a zayohom we mane3rafsh nefara2 ma ben el khaligi wel masri ...mesh 3eib bel zemma???????

walahi kont raye7 agib khali mel matar we shoft 3eltein rakbin fel Shuttle bus ,3ela masreya we 3ela khaligeyya ....mesh babalegh bass walahi ma 3ereft affara2 ma benhom !!!!!

mel akher da mesh e7na we 3omrena ma konna kedda mesh taleb tab3an nelbess 3alam amrica we nelbess t-shirts maktoub 3aleiha mama love america !bass el mafroud eno yeb2a lina haweya liha ma3na we liha shakl we mesh metkhalgena ...

el mafroud yeb2a lina 3ezzet nafss we fakhr lamma el el gama3a el rakash dol yehino ay wa7ed masri! zay ma yekoun lina mawkef men 7okoumetna we men el belad el oropeya aw el amrikeya we seyasethom ,yeb2a lina mawkef men el ghazw el khaligi da....3ashan e7na sha3b mazig men sakafat mota3adeda we mesh sha3b zou sakafa wa7da ... we mel akher e7na sha3b sakafto fedlet toul 3omraha leghayet el 80'S sakafa mosh KHALIGEYA we lel asaf delwa2ti zadet awi! El matloub :ta7did el haweya we nenker tasarof ay 7ad bey7awel yetkhalgen!

salam!

el moshwar el yawmi

lamma tekoun raye7 el shoghl we mesh mabsout awi ,lazem tedawar 3ala 7aga tefta7 nefssak shwayya 3al shoghl we tab3an ya salam law kan el 7aga di heya shakhseyat caricatereya we mawgouda fe west el balad ya3ni nass men ayam el khedewi isma3il we kol wa7ed fihom beyamtaz be 7aga teda7ak day3a we tefta7 nefsak 3al sob7 keda:-D

El shakhseyat di kolaha magouda esmohom the magnificent 7.. we mawgoudin kol yom....anyway eli mesh mohtam maykamelsh el mail el tafeh da welli mohtam yekammel, 3adi yedaya3 wa2to fe 7aga habla ya3ni ... shakhseyat caricateria
Let's begin:1-el GM
2-Koss el 7arim
3-Ostaz ta7ouna
4-el mara2a el mostahlaka
5-sayed el noubi (beta3 korout el telephone)
6-mr sednawy
7-mr franze el mosakaf

El GM:....estanna 3ashan tab3an GM awel 7aga 7atigi fe balko heya en GM abreviation le General ManagerLaaaaaaaaaaaaaa2 mesh general manager wala 7ata 7atta general motors ---------GM=Garage Manager------------aham shakhss fe share3 hoda sha3rawi ...3eobara 3an kora manfoukha tale3laha idein osayara fashkh we reglein madkouka we labess nadarat medawara bardo we asla3 ....mosaytar 3ala share3 we soto mekhnef we da2e2 salib fe ido ya3ni koftess mel akher ...mel akher ma7adesh fe om el share3 ye2dar yefta7 bo2oh ma3ah we shoghleto menel sob7 lel sa3a 6 eno yekteb arkam el 3arabeyat 7atta law mesh dakhla 3ando fel garage ...maloush da3wa!

Koss El 7arim:Sa7eb agdad tecknic fe ta3li2 el banat wel 7arim.Mesh bahazar da fe3lan!!!Sa7eb sherket ettesalat dawli we dakhli bass akid el dawli mesh shaghal ...mesa7et el sherka 5 metre fe 2 metre ta2riban. Da ba2a bashteri menoh corout el sha7n!kol madkholo 3al sob7 ala2ih a3ed we ganbo kol yom wa7da shakl we me2a3edha ganbo 3ala pc we 3ammal yel3ab we yela3ebha solitaire we heyya betetfarag we yebasbaso le ba3d we yetma7ako fe ba3d we beysharabha yansoun dayman!Fel aghlab di agdad tari2a le ta3li2 el 7arim:-DSOLITAIRE

Ostaz ta7ouna:Ostaz ta7ouna lesano azfar men zafaret samak el armoutRofaya3 we be kersh we beyelbess nadarat be chambar eswed we asla3 we sha3ro manfoush menel genab we da2no bardo manfousha menel genab!mabye3melsh gher enno beyeshtem we yesseb el din we mel akher law mala2etoush beyeshtem yeb2a AKID 3AMMAL YESHTEM FE SERRO!

El mara2a el mostahlaka:beto3od ganb ostaz ta7ouna 3al ahwa beto3od ganbo be kaza korssi le wa7daha we materfa3sh 3enha mel ard 3andaha kersh we beteshrab cilobatra zubar we sha3raha a la garcon...garcon me3arass! we betelbess shebsheb zanouba we t-shirt we jupe we betboss fel ard we teshrab shay we bass we ma3andahash fel aghlab gher arba3 sawabe3 fe regleha:-D

Sayed el Noubi TM.:Sayed el noubi he is like always hi3 hi3 enta getli we 7ateshteri korout menni...akid masmoush sayed we wala howwa noubi aslan ...bass mel akher shaklo yegib keda...malhash ya3ni 3ando kol el korout eli fel denya ,mobinile click alo el nile minatel vodaphone a7a phone el temsa7 ...ay kart fel denya! mabya3melsh gher eno yo3od 3ala korssi we yakol foul we yebi3 korout we khabiss neik ebnel weskha....we marra etkara3 fe weshi! Mr.Sednawi:Aham shakhseya fe3lan!

Sednawy is like 30 kilo bass wasek men nafsso bel zeyada ebnel beg7a...beyelbess 7agat was3aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aw maska awi we howa haykal 3azmi aslan we wesho keda tawil we mostafez...mesh kebir beta3 24 sana masalan wasek men nafsso awi...el kessa ba2a kal ati: ta7tina fi sednawi we howa 3alatoul wa2ef odamo beyo3od ye3akess fel 7arim be tanaka we yebosolohom be uuuuuuuuuuu keda...howa shaghal me3arass aslan,me3arass kebir awiwe beyfok el rahneyya beta3et sednawi bel ta3rissleih ba2a????????3ashan dayman sednawi fe mo3zam el a7yan afel..sa3etha ba2a howa yezhar odamo 3ashan yelem felous menel ta3riss we yefok rahneya sednawi we ba3dein yekhtefi kam yom we sednawi yefta7wa hakaza ye3arass yefok el rahneyya..sednawy yefta7!

Mr Franze el Mosakaf...ana te3ebt khalass!da odam el madkhal 3al shemal kedafaresh we beybi3 kotob 3alatoul ...kotob fih menha hagss we genss we 3azab el kabr we fih menha 7agat 76elwa...bass el 7agat eli howa dayman bashoufou beye2raha ma beybe3hashosayar we wakhed tain ezay ma3rafsh we asla3 we 3ando kersh el eraya el soghayarmel akher mr franzemabeybe3sh kotob howa beye2rah bass!We dih kesset el five min betou3 el tamsheyya mel garage lel shoghl kol yom!