Wednesday, March 7, 2007

el moshwar el yawmi

lamma tekoun raye7 el shoghl we mesh mabsout awi ,lazem tedawar 3ala 7aga tefta7 nefssak shwayya 3al shoghl we tab3an ya salam law kan el 7aga di heya shakhseyat caricatereya we mawgouda fe west el balad ya3ni nass men ayam el khedewi isma3il we kol wa7ed fihom beyamtaz be 7aga teda7ak day3a we tefta7 nefsak 3al sob7 keda:-D

El shakhseyat di kolaha magouda esmohom the magnificent 7.. we mawgoudin kol yom....anyway eli mesh mohtam maykamelsh el mail el tafeh da welli mohtam yekammel, 3adi yedaya3 wa2to fe 7aga habla ya3ni ... shakhseyat caricateria
Let's begin:1-el GM
2-Koss el 7arim
3-Ostaz ta7ouna
4-el mara2a el mostahlaka
5-sayed el noubi (beta3 korout el telephone)
6-mr sednawy
7-mr franze el mosakaf

El GM:....estanna 3ashan tab3an GM awel 7aga 7atigi fe balko heya en GM abreviation le General ManagerLaaaaaaaaaaaaaa2 mesh general manager wala 7ata 7atta general motors ---------GM=Garage Manager------------aham shakhss fe share3 hoda sha3rawi ...3eobara 3an kora manfoukha tale3laha idein osayara fashkh we reglein madkouka we labess nadarat medawara bardo we asla3 ....mosaytar 3ala share3 we soto mekhnef we da2e2 salib fe ido ya3ni koftess mel akher ...mel akher ma7adesh fe om el share3 ye2dar yefta7 bo2oh ma3ah we shoghleto menel sob7 lel sa3a 6 eno yekteb arkam el 3arabeyat 7atta law mesh dakhla 3ando fel garage ...maloush da3wa!

Koss El 7arim:Sa7eb agdad tecknic fe ta3li2 el banat wel 7arim.Mesh bahazar da fe3lan!!!Sa7eb sherket ettesalat dawli we dakhli bass akid el dawli mesh shaghal ...mesa7et el sherka 5 metre fe 2 metre ta2riban. Da ba2a bashteri menoh corout el sha7n!kol madkholo 3al sob7 ala2ih a3ed we ganbo kol yom wa7da shakl we me2a3edha ganbo 3ala pc we 3ammal yel3ab we yela3ebha solitaire we heyya betetfarag we yebasbaso le ba3d we yetma7ako fe ba3d we beysharabha yansoun dayman!Fel aghlab di agdad tari2a le ta3li2 el 7arim:-DSOLITAIRE

Ostaz ta7ouna:Ostaz ta7ouna lesano azfar men zafaret samak el armoutRofaya3 we be kersh we beyelbess nadarat be chambar eswed we asla3 we sha3ro manfoush menel genab we da2no bardo manfousha menel genab!mabye3melsh gher enno beyeshtem we yesseb el din we mel akher law mala2etoush beyeshtem yeb2a AKID 3AMMAL YESHTEM FE SERRO!

El mara2a el mostahlaka:beto3od ganb ostaz ta7ouna 3al ahwa beto3od ganbo be kaza korssi le wa7daha we materfa3sh 3enha mel ard 3andaha kersh we beteshrab cilobatra zubar we sha3raha a la garcon...garcon me3arass! we betelbess shebsheb zanouba we t-shirt we jupe we betboss fel ard we teshrab shay we bass we ma3andahash fel aghlab gher arba3 sawabe3 fe regleha:-D

Sayed el Noubi TM.:Sayed el noubi he is like always hi3 hi3 enta getli we 7ateshteri korout menni...akid masmoush sayed we wala howwa noubi aslan ...bass mel akher shaklo yegib keda...malhash ya3ni 3ando kol el korout eli fel denya ,mobinile click alo el nile minatel vodaphone a7a phone el temsa7 ...ay kart fel denya! mabya3melsh gher eno yo3od 3ala korssi we yakol foul we yebi3 korout we khabiss neik ebnel weskha....we marra etkara3 fe weshi! Mr.Sednawi:Aham shakhseya fe3lan!

Sednawy is like 30 kilo bass wasek men nafsso bel zeyada ebnel beg7a...beyelbess 7agat was3aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aw maska awi we howa haykal 3azmi aslan we wesho keda tawil we mostafez...mesh kebir beta3 24 sana masalan wasek men nafsso awi...el kessa ba2a kal ati: ta7tina fi sednawi we howa 3alatoul wa2ef odamo beyo3od ye3akess fel 7arim be tanaka we yebosolohom be uuuuuuuuuuu keda...howa shaghal me3arass aslan,me3arass kebir awiwe beyfok el rahneyya beta3et sednawi bel ta3rissleih ba2a????????3ashan dayman sednawi fe mo3zam el a7yan afel..sa3etha ba2a howa yezhar odamo 3ashan yelem felous menel ta3riss we yefok rahneya sednawi we ba3dein yekhtefi kam yom we sednawi yefta7wa hakaza ye3arass yefok el rahneyya..sednawy yefta7!

Mr Franze el Mosakaf...ana te3ebt khalass!da odam el madkhal 3al shemal kedafaresh we beybi3 kotob 3alatoul ...kotob fih menha hagss we genss we 3azab el kabr we fih menha 7agat 76elwa...bass el 7agat eli howa dayman bashoufou beye2raha ma beybe3hashosayar we wakhed tain ezay ma3rafsh we asla3 we 3ando kersh el eraya el soghayarmel akher mr franzemabeybe3sh kotob howa beye2rah bass!We dih kesset el five min betou3 el tamsheyya mel garage lel shoghl kol yom!

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